Kalisto vs Alberto Del Rio 2/3 falls US Championship Match
Highlights:
JBL "he's going to take care of this little neon green pinball".
Kalisto wins the first fall by DQ when ADR hits him with a chair from the timekeepers area when Kalisto jumps up to fly at him from the top of the barrier. He then beats Kalisto down out side the ring in between falls.
ADR wins the second fall by pinfall after punishing Kalisto mercilessly
Kalisto blocks the double stomp by executing a Frankenstiener out of the Tree of Woe.
Kalisto performs a West Coast Pop then a Tornado DDT in the middle of the ring.
Kalisto wins the third fall and the match with a surprise roll up out of the corner.
Winner: Kalisto retains the US Championship 2 falls to 1
Thoughts:
I had stated in my preview that I would rather watch my dog go to the bathroom and that statement still holds true. There was nothing new, Kalisto hit his high points and so did ADR. For a 2/3 falls match it went barely 15 minutes. This match reminded me of a mid card raw match, not Pay Per View Quality. I guess it's good that it was on the kick off show.
Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch vs Naomi and Tamina
Sasha and Becky alternate blind tags to play up the fact they are not friends.
Naomi gives Lynch a Stunner from the top rope draping Lynch over the turnbuckle
Winner: Lynch and Banks when Tamina taps out to the Bank Statement
Thoughts:
The WWE gave the women plenty of time to work and it paid off, all four women put on a compelling show and had plenty of time to hit all their spots. Very well worked match. My only problem is why is this match taking place? What was the point of having Sasha Banks come out and confront Lynch and Charlotte at Royal Rumble? Obviously they are setting up for a Banks vs Charlotte Wrestlemania match but how did this match help progress that story. If anything this should have been a match between Banks and Lynch for a number one contenders match.
Kevin Owens vs Dolph Ziggler Intercontinental Championship
Highlights:
I love the fact that Kevin Owens always comes out first even when he is the champ.
Why is it every show I watch claims that their hashtag is trending #1? WWE says it on every one of their shows and Sports Center did it this morning too.
Kevin Owens to Ziggler "your own town loves me more than you"
Sick Irish Whip into the corner and Dolph sold it so well that I seriously thought Owens broke his neck
Super Kick from Ownes and Ziggler dropped like a sack of potatoes. Reminds me of Owen Hart and how great of a seller he was.
Winner: Kevin Owens Retains the Intercontinental Championship by pinfall after the Pop Up Powerbomb
Thoughts:
I will give credit where credit is do. This was an amazing match. Kevin Owens is the best heel in the game and Dolph when motivated may be one of the best wrestlers in the world. These two have amazing chemistry together and even though we've seen this match so many times over the last few weeks that these two really delivered. Great back and forth action with a great finish.
The Wyatt Family (Strowman, Harper, and Rowan) vs Big Show, Kane and Ryback
Highlights:
Ryback gives Harper 5 body slams followed by a power slam
Big Show Throws Harper over the top rope on to the rest of the Wyatt Family
Winner: Ryback by pin fall on Harper after Shell Shocked
Thoughts:
Ugh!!! I wish I this had been on the Kick Off Show too. There was about 3 minutes of actual enjoyment in this entire match. Three out of the six wrestlers in this match have absolutely no business being in a wrestling ring. Strowman is still to green and Kane and Big Show just can't maintain their characters anymore. I am enjoying Ryback more since his character has been altered and Rowan and Harper are incredibly underrated. Why was Bray Wyatt not in the match? He is the most talented guy in this match. He is way to misused by the WWE. To have him sit ring side like a manager is an incredible waste of his talent. This is why I called him the biggest disappointment in the WWE for 2015 because the WWE doesn't know how to handle him. And seriously Michael Cole "the Titans of WWE" is not going to get over no matter how many times you shoe horn it into commentary. This was a pathetic waste of time and this win does nothing for the three winners and makes the Wyatt Family look weaker.
Charlotte vs Brie Bella
Highlights:
Brie mocks Ric Flair at ringside with a Flair Strut
Brie with a Yes Lock into a single leg crab
Winner: Charlotte to retain the Diva's Championship by submission with the Figure 8
Thoughts:
Another match that makes no sense. I realize that Daniel Bryan retired but how does that make Brie number one contender. Why did the WWE waste our time with the Sasha Banks thing at Royal Rumble? This is the first time though that the Diva's revolution actually looked like a revolution. All 6 women that wrestled tonight worked hard and that includes Brie who worked a very good match with Charlotte. This was not a case of Charlotte making her look better either. Brie worked her butt off in this match. Had she won I would have been way more than okay with it because she earned it. She out wrestled Charlotte at almost every corner.
AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
Highlights:
AJ goes for the Calf Crusher early on and Jericho is in the ropes
AJ turns a Walls of Jericho into a frankensteiner
Jericho hits a dropkick from the floor as AJ was coming over the top rope for a splash
AJ hits a flying elbow on a seated Jericho
AJ hits Phenomenon
Jericho counters the springboard elbow with a springboard drop kick
AJ hits a Pele kick on Jericho who was sitting on the top turnbuckle
AJ breaks a Walls of Jericho by crawling to the ropes
Jericho hits a Code Breaker on AJ as he comes into the ring
Jericho kicks out of a Styles Clash
Post match Jericho shows the ultimate sign of respect with a hand shake
Winner: AJ Styles wins by Submission when Jericho taps to the Calf Crusher
Thoughts:
Wow!!!! That just jumped into one of my match of the year candidates. Before I get to much into it, AJ's music may be my favorite theme ever. This match was down right Phenomenal. I want to see Jericho against AJ Styles at Wrestlemania and TLC and Summer Slam. These two have amazing chemistry and put on the best show of the night so far. and the best of the three matches they have had to date. I also like how strong they are making Styles look by having him get out of the Walls of Jericho and not submitting.
The Cutting Edge Peep Show with the New Day
Xavier Woods looks like Princess Leah and the glowing unicorn horns on Big E and Kofi are fantastic.
This is typical New Day and typical Edge and Christian had some very funny spots but nothing that really needed to be noted
League of Nations comes out to confront New Day. New Day exits then a little back and forth with the League and E&C. Then the New Day and Edge and Christian humiliate the League of Nations from the ramp. The Highlight was Edge throwing money at Kofi and Big E while they" turn the other cheek" to the League
The Social Outcasts come to the ring for some horrible interaction with the crown and are interupted by R Truth for an unadvertised match against Curtis Axel
Curtis Axel vs R Truth
Highlights:
none
Winner: No One especially not the fans
Thoughts:
What a tremendous waste of time. How is this a match on a pay Per View when talented guys like Neville and Tyler Breeze and Damian Sandow can't even make a Raw. This one match brought down the overall quality of the show that up until now was a solid show with only really one stinker.
Triple Threat # 1 Contenders match Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar
Highlights:
Huge Pop for Dean Ambrose
Boos For Reigns
Biggest Pop of the night for Brock Lesnar
They are making Dean Ambrose look like a cartoon character that doesn't belong early on
Ambrose and Reigns give Brock a double power bomb through the announce table
Ambrose kicks Reigns in the stomach and throws him into the steel steps.
Ambrose and Reigns give a second double power bomb to Lesnar
Dean and Roman then bury Lesnar under the tables before Reigns punches Ambrose
Ambrose counters the spear with a knee to the face
Reigns kicks out of Dirty Deeds
Lesnar gives a German Suplex to Reigns while he is carrying Ambrose on his shoulders
Winner: Reigns wins by pin fall on Ambrose after a spear
Thoughts
When will the WWE get it. No one wants to see Roman Reigns as champ. How many times does he need to be boo'd out of the building before you just turn him heal. The match itself not very good, I don't understand what purpose it serves making Ambrose look like a weak cartoon character. Also enough with the fire works and acting like Roman Reigns is Daniel Bryan. A fire work celebration is not what you give a guy who is getting loudly boo'd. The stare down to end the show did nothing for the fans or for me wanting to watch Wrestlemania
Final thoughts on FastLane
All in all it was a very well done show. A little overly predictable since I only missed on predicting the winner in one match. AJ Styles and Jericho put on a 4 1/2 star match that is going to be one of my match of the year candidates and Charlotte and Brie had the best woman's match in months. Owens and Ziggler put on a strong showing that was fun to see and Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch had a strong match. The rest of the show was kind of a waste of time. The Wyatt family looks like a bunch of chumps, Ambrose looked silly not tough, and the WWE proved they are still out of touch with what their fans want by having Roman Reigns win to go on to Wrestlemania.
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